As much as Haruo would have preferred to stay a Young Adult
forever, age has a habit of catching up to us all. He had his
birthday and turned into a somewhat more mature version of
himself. And if you believe that, I have some swampland in
Louisiana to sell you...complete with American alligators. Maybe
he was more mature, physically...and facial features-wise, but
inside that skull of his was the mind of a teen-ager.
"Hey...Phil...hold mah beer!!! Watch this..." And to think this
Sim was a father of two boys and two girls. Heaven help us all.
Haruo stared at his cake for a long while wondering just how fast
life went...the fact that the young adult portion of his life was
now over and the latter half of his existence lay before him.
It was soon time to make a wish and hope that he would have a
long life together with the woman he loved more than life itself.
Everybody partook of the cake and as well as an Baked Angel Food
cake that Haruo cooked so that everyone at least would have a
piece. Birthday cakes...were restricted to 8 servings. Why; this
Watcher has no idea.
At least it was cake...cake agreed with Haruo's stomach and not
those McDonald's Shamrock shakes (aye and begorrah, they're
magically delicious)...which were exceedingly tantalizing but
ended up gastronomically terrorizing his stomach and ending up
with him excreting leprechaun poo. (couldn't resist). (Watcher
aside: By the way, if you live near a McDonald's, they have
Shamrock Shakes on right now until March 17th... ~this is not a
paid advertisement for McDonald's Corp.)
But the best present that he could have gotten was a passionate
kiss from his beloved wife.
That prompted Masatoshi to plant a nice kiss on Caitlin's lips
too.
Teenage hormones also influence the evil trait...and Sandi was
no exception in that, in which she tried to scare Toshiyuki but
failed as he turned around just before she did, and so she
tried to backpedal with some convoluted story that made
absolutely no sense. That was the insanity trait. If Phil
wasn't a decade and a half older than Sandi and roughly the
same age as Haruo, I'd match him up with Sandy - he's insane
too. Toshiyuki wasn't buying the fish-story.
Fiona McIrish-Chikamori had a pre-election rally to help her
cause for becoming Prime Minister (Leader of the Free World).
After all, Canada needed a strong leader and current GQ model
PM wasn't cutting the mustard. Fiona was running on a platform
of "strong military; strong economy; and strong social welfare
and health care. After all, she wouldn't dismantle benefits
that were created by W.A.C. Bennett who had advocated for
universal medical, dental, hospital, and pharmaceutical
insurance coverage in the 1950s, (1955 to be exact) for the
benefit of all Canadians and if Fiona even tried to touch
universal healthcare, there would be a hue and a cry for
Fiona's blood, so she ran on the Federal Progressive
Conservative Campaign with the slogan "Canada is stronger with
McIrish. Vote Fiona...for Prime Minister of Canada" Haruo
wished his mother-in-law the very best, as far as her bid for
parliamentary leadership.
It was a late affair...as far as rallies go and Fiona came home
well-pleased with the outcome of the rally and the amount of
support that it garnered.
Everybody else, by this time had gone to bed.
...and night fell over Riverview.
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