Haruo Tries to Tip a Cow

If anything, Haruo is persistent. He wanted milkshake so he decided that he would insist that the cow provide the milkshake. Couldn't the devs have designed a milkshake machine? I mean, this is ruminant abuse. So which of the cow's four stomachs is going to be hurting the most? According to biology class, the rumen is the largest of the four stomachs, with the reticulum, omasum and the abomasum being smaller with the omasum being the smallest, the reticulum next smallest and the abomasum being only second in size to the rumen. And frankly none of them were too happy about being jostled.

Of course, the first couple of times, Haruo bounced off the cow. Most cows weigh about 1500-plus pounds or more. Even a 167lb man couldn't tip a cow without potentially getting hurt.

The second try had him measuring his length in the grass. Evidently Sims cows are very neat and do not produce very much manure and all of it ends up in a certain section of the dairy corrall. The third try had him bouncing off Daisy, who looked just as uninterested as she was when he first started trying to knock her over.

And the location of the abomasum was right smack in the center of the rumen so everytime Haruo impacted her side, Daisy let out a really nasty toot, which nearly caused the chickens to pass out. Needless to say both Charleses were unimpressed.

When Haruo laid himself out again for the umpteenth time in a row. Daisy looked at him with a Do you really have to keep this up? You know you're just going to give yourself a concussion.

But like Daniel Pleasantview once said...

"I will HAVE your Milkshake...Daisy..." Haruo stared off at the chicken-coops for a long moment.

...then charged Daisy...with a solid impact to the side and Daisy went over...twice. That thoroughly shook up Daisy and her milk...and well...

Letting out a rather pained "Moo..." she slowly got back to her feet while Haruo planted a rather self-satisfied look on his face. Now she would give up her milkshake...and Haruo could have a rather pleasing drink.

Now the Watcher wonders, how the living daylights did she manage to pass a cherry through her teat. That's really gotta be painful.